**Rules for Support Workers: A Guide to Staying Out of Trouble** ( Satire)
**A Quick Note Before You Dive In:** This post is meant in good humor, and we've drawn inspiration from Simon Whistler's hilarious *"Casual Criminalist"* series, particularly his *"Rules for Criminals."* One of his top rules is **“Don’t write down your crimes!”** Well, in the world of support work, we’re flipping that advice on its head. Here, **writing things down is your best friend** (seriously, document everything)! While this guide isn’t meant to be too serious, it's based on real events and hard-earned lessons from the field. So, have a laugh, learn a little, and remember – it’s all in good fun (but with a touch of truth!). **Rules for Support Workers** • *If it's not documented, it didn’t happen* • *Low support needs don’t mean **no** support needs* • *Low support needs clients can be your best resource* • *Low support needs clients can also be your worst enemy – they might be the first to report ...