How to survive a horror movie ( satire ) not real advice
How to survive a horror movie This post started out as a dare from my housemates as on a Saturday afternoon when cleaning is done we watch whatever B roll strait to tv movie is on and we have worked out how to survive a horror movie, so this is a list of how to get out alive and I write it as a joke but well aware that some of these we teach young women to stay alive. However these are intended as a joke and fun at the horror movie genre General tips · Be situationally aware don’t park in dark spots. · Don’t go following the stranger that is following you. · Don’t sit in your car alone lock the doors and drive off. · Drive straight to your location don’t take the dark detour. · Don’t talk on your mobile while walking home in the dark · Don’t go to the second location if offered freedom. · Don’t answer the baby cry it’s a trap call the cops. · Keep your hair tied back it could become a hazard or a weapon.